"but officer they were fucking with my clique"
☽ I've probably been procrastinating all day ☯ 15 and rad ☯ Amaray ☾
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
8) = fucking shit nerd
B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker
For when you find that specal someone
an eggagment ring
DELETE YOUR BLOG
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"