1999
1999

☽ I've probably been procrastinating all day ☯ 15 and rad ☯ Amaray ☾

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via luneteen)

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

(via pizza)

hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

(via pizza)

Amaray Ray!
- Anonymous

Ummmm

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

(via tornrnypickles)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via pagingme)

phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

(Source: 107409, via fake-mermaid)

" Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice. "

— (via sleepylilgirl)

(Source: lushpussyhighheels, via sleepylilgirl)

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

(via lilbabyplant)

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

(via fake-mermaid)

(Source: , via ruinedchildhood)

joponyhere:

frost—-bitten:

The merging of two nations.

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen on this website

joponyhere:

frost—-bitten:

The merging of two nations.

this is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen on this website

(via beyoncevevo)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via pizza)